nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

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lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go
jerkdan:

making my way down town walking fast faces pass and i’m home bound


He took “fuck her right in the pussy” very serious

bnycolew:

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GOING TO BED

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